Discover How Todd Easily Made $38,382 In Just 17 Days Simply Posting Funny Cat Photos On Facebook In His Spare Time...

And How You Can Quickly Do The Same,
Even If You're A Devoted Dog-Lover!

World Famous Landing Page Copywriter Cat.What Were You Really Expecting Here?

Since you clicked on the button, you might as well hire me to write the copy for your landing page.

Whether you need a landing page to get opt-ins for your marketing funnel or newsletter, I can certainly get the job done.

And sorry dog-lovers.... No cats were harmed in the making of this landing page.

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"Rob is the 3rd best copywriter in the history of copywriting. Joking aside, I went through a very rigorous and detailed hiring process after reaching out to my entire network (which is significant in our industry)… We hired Rob.

He is a breeze to work with, his copy gets people engaged and to take action. Ask Rob for my contact info and feel free to call me so I can rave more about him and your specific needs.

david gonzales from the internet marketing partyI consider Rob not only our copywriter, I also consider him a trusted asset in our industry."

-- David Gonzalez, Founder of the world famous 'Internet Marketing Party' and 'Simply The Coolest'

Seriously. I have nothing against cats. However...

I had several growing up, including one very special one who was pretty damn awesome that I had nearly all through grade, middle, and high school.

But nothing would prepare for me for what happened one evening...

It was a dark and stormy night here in Houston, Texas.

The wind was picking up so I went out onto the back porch to put the umbrella down so it wouldn't blow away into the neighbor's yard... again.

As I reached over for the umbrella, I saw a very large cat looking up at me.

I leaped back, ready to defend any type of attack this monster was about to unleash on me.

But it just kept staring at me. Those scared eyes. His ears down. And those little shivers every time there was a rumble of thunder in the distance.

Poor thing.

It wasn't our cat. So I figured it was a stray or it belonged to a neighbor.

I didn't think much of it until the next day.

My wife and I were in the kitchen making dinner, and something caught my eye that caused me to look over at the back door.

And there he was. That cat again.

I made a comment to my wife, "That cat is back".

She said, "What cat?" And I pointed over to the door.

Pretty much at that point it was game over...

We went outside and if there's any such thing as love at first sight between a woman and a cat, I surely witnessed it first-hand.

The next day was proceeded by checking around, a trip to the vet to check for a microchip, and then that dreaded question from my wife, "Babe, can we keep him?"

Ugh. I really did not want any animals at that very point in my life. We had a small child. We traveled quite a bit. And I was just enjoying a worry-free life.

After all, I have very clear memories of what I did to our cats when I was very young...

The washing machine... Chasing them around constantly... Treating them like a dog... You know, the normal things kids that don't know any better do.

So what was a husband to do? Of course...

I said NO WAY.

After an extremely long 30 to 45-second conversation and a very convincing wife, we invited the cat to live with us.

He joyfully agreed and made our home, his home. Immediately.

Image of a future landing page copywriter and his cat.Our son named him Tiger. And here they are together.

Tiger has been a pretty awesome addition to our family, I must admit.

He's a huge Maine Coon cat that acts more like a dog.

And that's a good thing because our son does exactly what I used to do when I was a kid...

That is, minus putting the cat in the washing machine... while it was going.

(Don't worry, my mother caught me immediately. The cat was fine. I was not.)

So, by now you're probably wondering....

What In The #$&@ Does This Have To Do With Me Being A Landing Page Copywriter?

Think about it this way...

Cats like chasing mice.

And essentially, all a landing page is, is a giant mouse trap for people's information.

You offer a free report, video, webinar, or something else to get someone to share their info with you.

Much like you may try different cheeses or traps to get the mouse.

So essentially what this all comes down to is this...

If you are looking for a proven, heavy-hitting, get-spit-done landing page copywriter who is a converting machine, I'm your guy.

The only questions left are...

Will your auto-responder email provider be able to handle the number of leads that the landing page I create for you is going to generate?

And are you ready to finally have a professionally written (and even designed) landing page for your business that converts and produces results like crazy?

How Much Does A Landing Page Copywriter Charge?

How much does a car cost?

It depends, right?

There are multiple options, upgrades, and accessories that you can add to your car to make it more enjoyable, comfortable, and even faster.

I have a few packages for you to choose from today:

1. Just the landing page, please

If you are looking to have me simply write the copy for the landing page and nothing else, the cost is $697.

2. Landing page copy plus 4 emails

This package includes: Copy for your landing page plus 4 incredible emails that get opened and clicked on to promote your webinar, course, seminar, product, affiliate offer, or whatever you want.

The price for this package is just $897.

3. Landing page copy PLUS design

Now we're cooking with fire! I design landing pages using either OptimizePress (WordPress) or ClickFunnels.

This package includes the landing page copy PLUS an incredible mobile-friendly landing page that I design. This design can be based on your current look/feel or a new direction. Up to you.

This package is only $1497.

4. Landing page copy, design, and 4 emails

Let's go ALL-IN. This package combines everything. You get the landing page copy written, the page designed, and 4 awesome emails.

This package is just $1697.

Limited Time Bonus Offer #1: I will include the copy for your thank you page for no additional cost in all of the packages above. If you choose package #3 or #4, I will also design your thank you page. (This could be to confirm their webinar, download their report, watch a video, ask to confirm their email address, etc.)

Limited Time Bonus Offer #2: All first-time customers get $100 off of your first order.

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Being a superhero is no easy job. In between keeping the world safe for my son, I've been saving companies from poor marketing for over a decade.

Although I've been writing marketing copy professionally since 2003, my Internet marketing background dates back to 1999. From patenting new business models to generating 7-figures in sales in just 24 hours, I've battled many evil villains to protect and serve many clients.

Whether you need copywriting for your Amazon products, salesletters, direct mail pieces, or you're about to launch the next killer product, it is my mission to serve and produce excellent results.

I know you have thousands of choices when it comes to hiring a landing page copywriter. To ease your mind, I'd be happy to guarantee my copy to ensure we nail your opt-in or form conversions. Every landing page package that I offer comes with unlimited revisions for 30 days. Don't delay another day - let's get started today!

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