SERVICES PROVIDED

COPYWRITING | MARKETING | CONSULTING

IF YOU ARE...

... Looking for a captivating direct response copywriter to hypnotize your prospects to create a buying frenzy...

... Launching a new business or product and you want to create a massive tidal wave of interest and a huge pool of hungry buyers...

... Hosting live seminars and events, and you want to pack a room full of hungry prospects sweating in anticipation ready to buy what you're going to sell them...

... Wanting to build a local or national team of qualified, heavy-hitting, commission-only Independent Sales Representatives ready to sell your products or services...

You've come to the right place.

SERVICES

COPYWRITING

Amazon Product Descriptions - I write whimsically compelling copy for Amazon product pages that drive clicks to the "Add To Cart" button.

Why settle for sub-par Amazon copy when you can laugh all the way to the bank while your competitors cry in their soup?

Copy Review Service - Need an extra set of eyeballs on your copy to take your conversions to the stratosphere? You can borrow mine.

Don't settle for a salesletter that you *think* is converting the best it can be. And don't you dare settle on any landing page that's converting "OK". Let's supercharge everything.

Salesletter Copywriting - I drill down to the deepest, darkest desires of your target market. And then I write copy so captivating that their credit card number nearly enters itself when they buy your products.

Some call it magic... I call it simply being able to write copy freakishly good.

Landing Page Copywriting - No one can resist the irresistible force of hyper-responsive landing page copy that delivers e-mail server crashing results.

Need more opt-ins? Better conversions? Higher CTR's? You got it.

Facebook Ad Copywriting - Your prospects will click on the ads I write for you so fast that they'll have to go to the doctor to treat their thumb or mouse-finger for whiplash.

I deliver mouth-watering and incredibly delicious Facebook ads that get more clicks than a seat belt in an Uber driver's car.

Other Copywriting Services - I dare you to challenge me to spellbind your target audience using any medium available... Direct mail. Billboards. Postcards. Magazine ads. Bring it.

OTHER SERVICES

Independent Sales Force Recruiting - Aren't you tired of lackluster results from internal and external recruiters trying to recruit commission-only Independent Sales Representatives to sell the #&$@ out of your products and services?

Isn't it time you stopped throwing money out the window and brought in a serious recruiter who can load in dozens, hundreds, or even thousands of highly qualified reps into your business? Yeah, I thought so.

Local Seminar Seat-Filling Service - You were put on this earth to inspire, motivate, and lead others to greatness. While your words flow out of you like a symphony, you're lacking the audience to truly appreciate what you have to say.

Our seminar seat-filling service and seminar marketing firm drives insanely qualified attendees into seats at your live events.

Company Launch Consulting - Are you launching a new direct selling, network marketing, SAS, or any other type of company where you could benefit from some serious launch mojo? We're talking about creating more buzz than a nest of African killer bees here.

Launching a business is serious business. You want to put your company on the map FAST? Launch it. And launch it real good.

Product Launch Consulting - Is your company launching a new product or product line? Or maybe you've invented the next killer pair of sunglasses that are integrated into your Words With Friends clone app.

Whatever product you're launching, make sure you come into the marketplace screaming like a wild banshee and roaring like a fierce lion to get the attention you deserve. Come on...

Don't be afraid to get a little wild.

ABOUT ROB

Being a superhero is no easy job. In between keeping the world safe for my son, I've been saving companies from poor marketing for over a decade.

Although I've been writing marketing copy professionally since 2003, my Internet marketing background dates back to 1999. From patenting new business models to generating 7-figures in sales in just 24 hours, I've battled many evil villains to protect and serve many clients.

Whether you need copywriting for your Amazon products, salesletters, direct mail pieces, or you're about to launch the next killer product, it is my mission to serve and produce excellent results.

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